We know some hoodlums, street rats, and vagabonds, so we asked them, what are the Top five things you can do at USC that will get you expelled? Sure, you can get kicked out for drinking too much, or failing too many classes. But what about more creative ways?
5. Sneak into the underground tunnels that snake through campus.
You may not have even known the city had a series of underground tunnels. Well it does, and they’re pretty crazy. These tunnels weave their way underneath Columbia, going from the campus to Five Points. These tunnels are sort of an enigma to USC students; kids have said they are old sewage lines, the underground railroad, or even the former tunnel of a giant Basilisk. Regardless of what they are/were used for, entering them has historically been grounds for expulsion.
“Drunk idiots from 5 points are a balanced part of my daily diet”
