This week we are going downright biblical. Jacob falls deeply in love with the village’s heartthrob – Rachel. Her dad decides to be a jerk and insist that the smitten Jacob work 7 years for her hand in marriage.
“OK, I’ll do it.”
Seven years of hard work later, the jerk father begrudgingly throws a wedding party. One week of raucous dancing and booze. Finally Jacob goes to the conjugal trailer with his girl. The next morning, he wakes up to find out that it’s actually her sister Leah (who everyone knows is a total slob).
Jacob is pissed. But what is he going to do? Jerk father says he can marry Rachel for ANOTHER seven years of work. Which he does.
Finally after 14 years of work and a wife he didn’t want, he gets to marry Rachel.
I think it’s safe to say that Jacob had 728 Mondays in a row that were WAY worse.