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Chances are good you’re wearing pants right now, yes? Unless you’ve just returned from a swanky restaurant or are reading in bed, there’s a pretty good chance you’re in pants. Or if not, at least shorts.

But probably not a skirt.

Especially if you’re a dude.

Turns out, we didn’t always wear pants. The Japanese used to wear Kimono’s full time, and the Scottish really dig a good  kilt. And have you ever seen an American Indian from the 1700′s walking around in a pair of Levi’s? Doubt it.

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The Atlantic has an interesting explanation for how pants came to be: the horse. Here’s what they had to say: Continue Reading…

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You can *never* unsee that. Regardless of what is going on in your life, certainly things are better than this guy. The hair, the speedo, the sandals, the fact that he’s not actually surfing at all, the WHITENESS.

It’s all so perfectly terrible. Continue Reading…

Today I was bored in the middle of the afternoon and decided to find something worth watching on Youtube. Found a ridiculous Asian drummer, and an hour later I was still watching drummer videos. Here are a few favorites:

Asian Drummer gone Wild

(make sure you make it to 1:45)

Mr. Bean finds an invisible drumkit

Somehow Rowan Atkinson manages to be hilarious without saying a word. Incredible.

Drummer goes wild with stick tricks

This guy missed his calling as a metal drummer.

Bonus: ‘Lights’ Violin Improv

This isn’t drum-related, but was nonetheless fun to watch. Make sure you get to about 2:00, where he really gets going. He calls it dubstep, which isn’t really accurate. “OfficialM5″ pointed out that it’s more House/Trance. But it doesn’t really matter, his improv is solid.

Ok, study break over, time to get back to work!

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Poor old Ralph.

He just wants to be President. You’d think that after all these years, they’d give him a freebie day as President, where he gets to make whatever wacked out decisions he wants. Then the next guy has to come in and mop up the mess.

As you know, Mr. Nader ran for president FIVE CONSECUTIVE TIMES, plus a shot back in the 70′s. He never won. He was never even really close. Continue Reading…

I’m not even sure how I found this, but the Columbia Chamber of Commerce just put out a dance music video to “Call Me Maybe”. At first I was super confused. It’s a bunch of dudes dancing and lip-syncing.

Then I realized that they do, in fact, know this is ridiculous. So mad props* to the Chamber for going out on a limb.

Honestly, I think this video is funnier than the Harvard video (how does it have 16 million views??). And I like Mayor Benjamin making an appearance. Our mayor is a cool guy.

* If you’re with the Chamber and not familiar with the term “mad props”, Urban Dictionary can help.

This week I sat down with Chase Mizzell. Though it took some time to catch up with the Student Body Vice President, talking with him was definitely a treat. Before starting, we compared our times in Charleston where he and I both went to high school, he at Fort Dorchester and I at School of the Arts. Two totally different schools but the same old Charleston. Of course, he was decked in a suit and his trademark bow tie which begged the question, how many does he own? (20, in case you were wondering)

Jumping Right In…

Kiante Chapman: This question I’m about to ask is for you to think about and we’ll get back to it later.

Chase Mizzell: Ok.

KC: You’re on a deserted island, what are three things you would want to have with you?

CM: Oh, that’s hard. Can I have like a device so I can have more than three things?

KC: That’s cheating.

CM: Ok. Well, maybe a boat or a plane.

KC: Both?

CM: No, that’s probably too many transportation things. This is hard.

KC: Well, we’ll come back to it.

CM: Ok.

KC: Typically, how long does it take you to get ready in the mornings?

CM: About 11 minutes.

KC: 11 minutes? That’s it? Well, you’re a guy so I guess that makes sense.

CM: On the way in the shower I turn on the iron and let it warm up while I’m in the shower. Take about six or seven minutes in the shower. I listen to worship music in the mornings so after about two worship songs, that means it’s time to get out. Then I iron my shirt, and putting on everything else only takes about a couple minutes.

KC: What is it about the bow ties you like so much? 

CM: Uh, the simple answer is I just started wearing them and liked them. I’ve been asked a few times and when I think about it­, I’m trying to think if in my subconscious there is a reason. I guess it has something to do with the fact that it’s professional but it’s still vibrant. It’s still vivacious. Most people in a suit are boring, but I think the bow tie says I can still have a little fun. I’m still friendly.

KC: What kind of bow ties do you prefer?Chase-Mizzell.University-of-South-Carolina

CM: I don’t really have a preference. You know how your aunts and uncles buy you Christmas and birthday presents and they never know what they want to get you? My family doesn’t do gift cards so you always get nonsense. Just whatever they find in the store. Well now I just tell them to get me a bow tie because, at most, they’re $20. Some people buy a $60 bow tie. I’m not about that. I’m like “let me get a bow tie on sale.”

KC: So would you say your bow tie is the most important part of your outfit? 

CM: I don’t know. Guess it might be the one thing people mention the most.

KC: So if you woke up one morning and decided not to put one on, would that matter?

CM: No. I didn’t just the day before yesterday.

KC: Did you get funny looks?

CM: Yeah (laughs) I got questioned on it all day. Probably at least 10-15 people a day. They’d say: “Chase, where’s your bow tie?” (laughs) I’d say: “Maybe tomorrow.”

Sentimental Value

KC: Out of all the things you own, clothes-wise, what is your favorite thing?

CM: Much harder than I expected, that question. Sentimentally I have my grandfather’s military uniform. My grandfather is really important to me. I wouldn’t say that’s my favorite clothes, though. Maybe I’ll just say, outside of my Mic Man uniform, my bright pink pants.

KC: Bright pink pants? (laughs)

CM: Yeah, and I’ve got some blue ones. And I just like them because they throw people off. They’re just like “What? What are you wearing bro?” I usually wear them with flip-flops.

Crowd Pleaser

KC: Ok, since you brought up the Mic Man, How’s that uniform different from what you normally wear. Do you like that it’s so different?

chase-pictureCM: It’s very different because with that role, you’re really taking on a personality. You’re getting behind an idea and embodying this ridiculously passionate cheer master. With, gloves and a cane, it’s a lot different. I never wear sunglasses. I don’t own sunglasses except for the ones that I got to wear to be Mic Man. The shoes are definitely a little bit different. It’s a little more all out there. Everything’s going on at once.

KC: All out?

CM: Yea, all out. Turnt up, if you will.

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KC: Is there one piece of clothing that you don’t have that you would like to have?

CM; I’ve never had any seersucker. That’d be cool. It’s classic.

KC: Very Charleston.

CM: Yep, I’d like to wear a blue and white seersucker jacket with my pink pants (laughs). With flip-flops of course. It’s all about the contrast. It’s a suit, but it’s a bow tie. It’s fancy, but I’ve got long hair. Kind of a juxtaposition of formality and relaxed. If I’m ever out of the normal realm of the campus, I usually don’t have shoes on. During Dance Marathon, I never wore shoes. I don’t like shoes, at all. I’m really a barefoot kind of guy.

But I’m an entrepreneur. I run a tech business on the side – mobile apps and that kind of stuff. My mind is always churning. And I was thinking man, that’s a good company name. I was thinking “barefoot bowties” or “bare feet and bowties.” That would be a heck of a blog name.

KC: I think I just found a title for this. So, back to my first question. You’re on the deserted island.

CM: Three things. Can they be abstract?

KC: Yes.

CM: Okay. One, I’ve got to have people. My passion in life is people. My success on a daily basis, for me, is judged on if I impacted someone’s life. So I need people to love on and get to know and do life with. Number two, maybe musical instruments.

KC: Do you play?

CM: I play the guitar and the djembe. I’m relearning the piano. I knew it when I was a kid. Mainly because I love to worship. I was trying to debate whether I wanted to have a Bible as one of those things. Worshipping is one of my favorite things. It gets me at peace, makes me joyful. Actually, changing the second one. It’s going to be a Bible. I can make instruments out of something on the island.

Number three, the ability to bring more people to the island. I think when people are asked this question they want to get off. I don’t understand why. For me, I love the islands. If I’ve got people and if I’ve got God and worship music, I’m good. I mean, you didn’t say it was a small island. North America is an island, technically.

KC: You found the loophole. But this island is deserted.

CM: It was deserted. Not anymore. We’ve got a party. That way everybody can forget about their jobs and just enjoy life.

[This is part 2 of 2, see part 1: "What Europeans Hate about America"]

Ingvar and I studied together in Sweden back in 2010. I was skyping with him one day, and we were talking about what Europeans think of Americans. His perspective was interesting, so I asked him to put it into an article to publish on here. He kindly agreed and it’s published here with almost no edits to preserve authenticity.

Enter Ingvar.

What Europeans Love about America

hollywood1. Hollywood

As we are not working so much as you do, we have more free time to watch movies. And all the epic movies are coming from Hollywood. I think over 95% of the movies that run in Estonian cinemas are from Hollywood. Seriously, if some maniac would burn down the Hollywood, he would make a chaos in Europeans pass-time activities.

2. NBA and NHL

Although you like some goofy sports like baseball and American football, thanks to LeBron James, I forgive you. By the way, did you know that of the Top 5 NHL players, 2 are from Russia and 3 are from Canada? Seriously, where are your own players? And stop hating LeBron James, he is my main man in the USA.

3. Old American carsog-cadillac

From 1960 to 1980 you made just incredible Cadillacs, absolutely legendary. And then we didn’t had a clew that some day in the future we can become short of oil, so it was not a sin to make such cars.

Walker-Texas-Ranger4. All the iconic idols

No, I’m not talking about JFK or Ronald Reagan, no. I’m talking about characters who are immortals – Walker the Texas Ranger, Michael Knight and his KITT car, MacGyver, the A-Team, Mitch Buchannon and smoking hot C.J, Al Bundy and so on and on. And if you would ask people from ex-Soviet countries, that why do they like or dislike America, the answer would be actually the one that is used in the movie EuroTrip: “I love America! Miami Vice, number one new show.”

That’s all, folks

That’s it lads! I’ve already worked 2 months of our ‘3 months long summer’, so it’s already more than enough and I’m going to have a EuroTrip in The Balkans. Take your time for one night and watch the movie EuroTrip. Totally underrated in the IMDB.

[A Note from Stephen: Thanks Ingvar! Don't miss the first post on "What Europeans Hate about America".]

From Stephen: Ingvar and I studied together in Sweden back in 2010. I was skyping with him one day, and we were talking about what Europeans think of Americans. His perspective was interesting, so I asked him to put it into an article to publish on here. He kindly agreed. It’s published here with almost no edits to preserve authenticity.

Enter Ingvar.

What Europeans hate about Americans

Although European economy might be rather weak in these days, one thing remains the same – our super ego and thinking that we are still better than anyone else. Hereby I will bring out 5 reasons in randomized order why Americans are just not as cool as we are.

1. Americans consume more than appropriate

In Europe, it’s not cool to have a car with an engine 5,7 V12 that consumes 20 liters per 100 kilometers. And you can definitely not order more food than you can eat. Americans are too wasteful.

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2. Stupid measure units

What are those things like a gallon, yard, pound, feet? I’m watching NBA and Kevin Harlan is saying “6 feet and 7 inches tall…” Say what? I always have to use Google. Oh and I guess half of you had to use Google to transfer 20 L/100km to miles per gallon. At least you drive on the right side of the road, unlike your ancestors from England.

soccer-meme3. ‘Soccer’

Stop saying soccer, it’s called football and it is the only football we acknowledge on the planet Earth. Period. And please learn some other football players’ names besides David Beckham because for us he has retired to ‘the retirement league called MLS’.

4. Socialism phobia

When Tea Party rebels came out to streets and parks in the USA, we were quite shocked. Obama’s healthcare program was not even as social/communistic as we have here, and they had posters of Soviet Union and Stalin. Wow, take it easy guys! It’s actually cool to know that you’ll get high-class medical help all the time, not depending on your account balance. Oh, and did you know that my university studies don’t cost me anything, actually the social-system gives me 100€ per month as a bonus? Well, now you do.

5. Americans work too much

We have a saying, that although the USA is more powerful and stronger, it’s still much better to live in Europe. You have to live like Greeks! I know it sounds a bit peculiar as their economy is so messed up that it seems that even their finance minister doesn’t have a clew what is going on exactly. But guess what – it doesn’t matter at all! Their national retirement allowances are still almost as big as average salary in the USA and all the rich countries will pay back their stupidity. I visited Portugal in 2010 and guess what grown up men were doing @ 2 PM – playing petanque and telling jokes. You have to admit, that’s cooler than to work your ass off!

Coming Up…

Coming tomorrow is “5 Things Europeans Love about Americans”. So get excited for that.

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Easily the worst part of this story is that Charles Carreon doesn’t even realize how bad his Mondays are.

As far as anyone can tell, he decided to sue the Oatmeal (a hilarious comics site) for $20,000 in defamation because they…well…no one knows.

In response, the Oatmeal posted the letter online, and set up a charity fundraiser for $20,000, payable to the American Cancer Society. They ended up raising ten times that amount, at which point Carreon sued AGAIN for impersonating a charity. Which I didn’t realize was a crime. Continue Reading…

Facebook is changing our society. A lot.

The average person spends 8 hours per month on the social network, and most of that time is spent liking what other people have done, rather than contributing something useful. Ok, time to climb off my high horse.

Because of Facebook’s impact, I asked this question: if you could wrap up all the time spent on Facebook in a month, how many entire lifetimes do we invest? That is just as dramatic as it sounds. How many lifetimes…the jobs they didn’t work, the clubs they weren’t in, the schools they didn’t go to, the research they didn’t do, the joy and sadness they didn’t experience…How much of that have we traded for Facebook?

I think the answer will surprise you.

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By the way, $91 billion dollars is roughly twice the current market capitalization of Facebook (a loose term for “value”). From that, we can fairly estimate that what we get from Facebook is roughly half the return we would’ve gotten from not having Facebook.

Obviously Facebook has done a lot of good things for the United States. It’s easier than ever to stay connected with friends and I’m not sure how people did events before Zuckerberg. But the social cost is not small.

What do you think? Is Facebook worth the trade?